Gang waited for me by my house!

The gang violence in my neighborhood is out of control!!! A wild gang of deer seemingly waited for me to leave my house outside my garage the other morning! Initially I only saw two but when they ran off I realized I was greatly outnumbered!! I wonder if they’re seeking revenge? In any case I used to think deer were cute, until I hit one and wrecked my car and watched it gallop away basically unscathed! So I can honestly say without hesitation, Phuck them deer!